Here's another LOST parody inspired by What Kate Does. This time, Sayid is the speaker, to the tune of the Beatles' I Will.
They say I’ve been infected.
Who knows what’s in that pill?
If I take it, it could kill me;
If you want me to, I will.
Although you claim they cured me,
They hardly seem sincere.
But we’ve been in this together
Since the day we landed here.
In this together, so forever,
Jack, you will have my trust.
If you say swallow, I will follow.
I will do what I must.
I don’t care that they fixed me;
It’s you who is my friend.
So just lay it on the line, Jack.
Say this medicine is fine, Jack.
Or advise me to decline the pill, Jack.
Oh, you know I will.