The Loophole (Day-O, Traditional)

Jacob: Well, you found your loophole.
Smokey: Indeed I did.
- The Incident

It seems to be happy times for Smokey since the end of season five. Here's a triumphant little tune from him to the tune of Harry Belefonte's Day-O.

The Loophole

Jacob, Jacob.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.
Jacob, oh Jacob, oh Jacob, oh Jacob,
Oh Jacob, oh Jacob...
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.

Tried on John, and I like the fit.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.
It was easy makin’ him submit.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.

Had help from Benjamin, Benjamin the lackey.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.
Good thing he wasn’t undone by the Iraqi.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.

And Richard’s gullible as can be.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.
Pick your flunkies more carefully.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.

Jacob, oh Jacob.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.
Jacob, oh Jacob, oh Jacob, oh Jacob...
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.

I knew that I’d find you in the statue.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.
See my triumph as I catch you.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.

That Richard’s gullible as can be.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.
Pick your flunkies more carefully.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.

Jacob, oh Jacob.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.
Jacob, oh Jacob, oh Jacob, oh Jacob...
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.

Had help from Benjamin, Benjamin the lackey.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.
Good thing he wasn’t undone by the Iraqi.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.

Jacob, Jacob.
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.
Jacob, oh Jacob, oh Jacob, oh Jacob,
Oh Jacob, oh Jacob...
Found my loophole; I’m gonna go home.