I Never (El Condor Pasa, Traditional / Paul Simon)

Here's a silly little ditty about Sawyer and Kate's season-two game of "I Never" to the tune of Simon and Garfunkel's El Condor Pasa.

I Never

Sawyer: I've never gotten near a bridal veil.
No, not me.
You, maybe,
But never me.

Kate: I never was obsessed with ancient mail.
No, not me.
Sawyer, you may be,
But never me.

I'd play "I Never" here all day
And debunk this cocky hunk.

Sawyer: I'm in no hurry to be found
As long as Freckles is around.
Glad she's around.

Kate: I never blamed my problems on a boar.
No, not me.
You, maybe,
But never me.

Sawyer: I never ever fell in love before.
No, not me.
Until now, you see;
You've smitten me.