Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Stuck Here On This Rock (Loves Me Like a Rock, Paul Simon)

This Loves Me Like a Rock LOST parody is pretty current-day, from Juliet's perspective and mostly focusing on events that occurred in last week's episode and The Man From Tallahassee.

Stuck Here On This Rock

Ben, I really am annoyed. (I really am annoyed)
You've bedeviled me again. (I really am annoyed)
Please tell me, why do, (Why)
Why do you keep on foolin'? (I really am annoyed)
I was overcome with joy (I really am annoyed)
Seeing Rachel. I'm so tired

Oh, of being stuck here. I'm stuck here.
I'm really running out of luck here.
I am stuck here on this rock.
Been stuck here on this rock for ages.
I'm stuck here.
I'm stuck here, stuck here, stuck here, stuck here.

John, you're a no-good, rotten man. (No-good, rotten man)
Mr. Locke, you should be ashamed. (No-good, rotten man)
Please tell me, what do, (What)
What do you think you're doin'? (No-good, rotten man)
You're a very selfish man. (No-good, rotten man)
Jack and I were just about to leave.

Oh, now I'm stuck here. I'm stuck here.
I'm really running out of luck here.
I am stuck here on this rock.
Been stuck here on this rock for ages.
I'm stuck here.
I'm stuck here, stuck here, stuck here, stuck here.

Jack, I am sure you must resent (Know you must resent)
The fact that John torched the submarine. (Know you must resent)
Please tell me, when do, (When)
When do you two start duelin'? (Know you must resent)
You know that Ben made us a deal. (Know you must resent)
We shouldn't be residents here anymore.

Oh, but we're stuck here. We're stuck here.
We're really running out of luck here.
We are stuck here on this rock.
Been stuck here on this rock for ages.
We're stuck here.
We're stuck here, stuck here, stuck here, stuck here.

(fade out)

Loves Me Like a Rock

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