Girls Just Gotta Have Guns (Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Robert Hazard)

Here's a parody about Ana Lucia to the tune of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, which repeats for two more pages' worth of lyrics after the last chorus I have listed, so you can just fill in the repetition after that point...

Girls Just Gotta Have Guns

Jungle people gave me a fright.
I packed some heat so I'd have a chance in a fight.
Oh, now I fear I may regret what I've done,
But girls, they gotta have guns.
Oh, girls just gotta have guns.

Did I bring some abominable blight
Upon this island by trying to save my life?
I guess it's clear that I am gonna be shunned,
But girls, they gotta have guns.
A girl's just gotta have...
It's handy in tight spots...
A gun.

Wiping out unworthy ones,
Oh, girls, they gotta have guns.
Oh, girls just gotta have guns.

Girls, they got,
Gotta have guns,
Girls gotta have...

I was not a murderous girl
Until a dirt-bag came and shattered my world.
I have to have some other plan than to run.
We girls just gotta have guns
A girl's just gotta have....
It's handy in tight spots...
Yes, a gun...

Wiping out unworthy ones,
Oh, girls, they gotta have guns.
Oh, girls just gotta have guns...